KikuKome
Skibidi toilet ended my 5-year long relationship... >.<
to give a little background info, I love watching YouTube shorts, I binge watch them!!!!
On average... I spend about 8 hours, DAILY watching shorts.
Its my guilty pleasure!!!! ^_________^
no one knows about this.. as I keep it a good secret.
One day, when I was meant to be at school, I was watching some shorts!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My mom came in and she was shocked!!!!!!
so, she didn't see what I was doing, so I hid my phone under my pillow... (・_・;)
and I told her to leave, cause I was having a WANK!!!!!
hueheu. h...
I got away with it <(￣︶￣)>
But,
the same day I was around my girlfriend's house
and we were watching a movie..¯\_(´ー｀)_/¯
HAhuehuhahee...
I was watching shorts the whole time, and I was so sneaky she didn't notice!!! (≧▽≦)
HUeahuhee
She was trying to make an advances on me, and she put her hand on my thigh!!! (・o・)
I didn't think much of it... and kept scrolling
she noticed I was watching youtube shorts ⊙.☉
when I was watching...
Skibidi toilet 58 (Fan made)
and suddenly my phone's volume went to the maximum out of nowhere!!!!! (˘･_･˘)
She immediately took her hand off my thigh and screamed,
"ARE YOU WATCHING FCKING SKIBIDI TOILET???"
hhuee..huh......e..
I'm currently sitting on her porch, BAWLING my FCKING eyes out. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
Im not sure I'll ever recover from this... (╥﹏╥)
But,
at least I have YouTube shorts!!!! (≧▽≦)
huehheeh....